The Pretenders

I need to let it out...West Ham are a bunch of losers....literally. It's not good to blame others but the fact is there are too many pretenders at the club.

Pretender i- Nigel Quashie- why on earth would someone buy a player who has played for 3 different clubs and relegated each time? Nottingham Forest, Southampton and West Brom. This bloody idiot thinks he's an intelligent player but he is certainly not! He's not as intelligent as he think he is. Therefore Nigel Quashie is STUPID and West Ham is even more stupid to buy such a player. So yeah Nigel Quashie is a friggin' LOSER!

Pretender ii- Anton Ferdinand- he thinks he's 'all that'. He is a young and immature player and thinks too highly of his older brother Rio. Yes, there's no harm in idolising a player like Rio but Rio is not the best defender in the world, he was only at one time the most expensive defender, that's all. But Anton is just a pretender thinking that he's the best defender in the world next to his brother of course. Okay he is an okay defender but he has no leadership qualities to marshal the defence in West Ham, there he needs a lot of time to improve and too many areas to improve. But Anton and so many other West Ham players from last season let success go to their head by over achieving (i.e qualified for Europe and reaching the FA cup final).

Pretender iii- The stupid new owner of West Ham. The what his name Icelandic just don't know where and how to spend his money. For instance, why would someone purchase that stupid bloodyhell Quashie. He should have bought left-sided midfielders because West Ham has abundant of central midfield players and buying that idiot Quashie just shows that this Icelandic is as stupid as Quashie on richer and he also should buy good defenders and not defenders who gets injured before half time.

Pretender iv- West Ham United- they thought by having Tevez, they could win the league or at least achieve what they achieved last season. Sorry dudes, Tevez is not Maradona. He can't do what Maradona did fro Napoli. Tevez is not even good enough to play regularly fro Argentina, thus he is no where near to the great Maradona or even Riquelme.

Pretender v- Me. I overuse my bragging rights due to the Hammers over-achievement last season, therefore I'm getting a smack on the face for my big mouth for bragging the 'greatness' of West Ham. Therefore I pretended that West Ham could establish themselves as club like Bolton who has a realistic chance of qualifying for Europe almost every season.

In addition, West Ham no longer playing the way they used to, they used to play elegantly but now they are rubbish! West Ham used to play like Portsmouth now. So I guess, it Harry Redknapp who was the manager to manage West Ham, the way they should be managed.

Speaking of former Hammers, Frank Lampard is a wuss. He's a bloody overrated wanker who think he's the best midfielder in the world, well sorry Lamps, you just showed your lack of masculinity when you were over muscled by a better midfielder, the 20-year old Cesc Fabregas during the brawl in the Carling Cup final.
Touching on the the best midfielders, in England no doubt the best midfielders are Steven Gerrard, Cesc Fabregas, Javier Mascherano and these are just the ones in the Premiership. Frank Lampard is just hard-working midfielder with no real talents. Unlike Fabregas and Gerrard who are better passers of the ball or Mascherano and Makelele who are great ball winners, Lampard is nothing but a hard working midfielder who got his break at West Ham because of his uncle, Harry Redknapp. So Frank Lampard, piss off!

Okay then enough ramblings, right now I'm contemplating whether to cheer for Liverpool for the rest of the season since Javier Mascherano is now there. And his partnership with Stevie G could be phenomenal but in order for me to cheer for Liverpool, they need to get rid of that tiang they call Crouch (who to me cost the game against United for not scoring) and Rafa needs to buy attacking minded players if he wants to stick to playing defensive (so that Liverpool can play like Valencia during his time there) and of course Rafa needs to minimise his rotation system so that the team can perform consistently.

Above all else, all the best Mascherano!