These rules are to be communicated prior to the World Cup in June/July this year...
List Of Rules.
1. From 9 June to 9 July 2006, you should read the sports section of the newspaper so that you are aware of what is going on regarding the World Cup, and that way you will be able to join in the conversations. If you fail to do this, then you will be looked at in a bad way, or you will be totally ignored. DO NOT complain about not receiving any attention.
2. During the World Cup, the television is mine, at all times, without any exceptions. If you even take a glimpse of the remote control, you will lose it (your eye).
3. If you have to pass by in front of the TV during a game, I don't mind, as long as you do it crawling on the floor and without distracting me. If you decide to stand nude in front of the TV, make sure you put clothes on right after because if you catch a cold, I wont have time to take you to the doctor or look after you during the World Cup month.
4. During the games I will be blind, deaf and mute, unless I require a refill of my drink or something to eat. You are out of your mind if you expect me to listen to you, open the door, answer the telephone, or pick up the baby that just fell from the second floor...it wont happen.
5. It would be a good idea for you to keep at least 2 six packs in the fridge at all times, as well as plenty of things to nibble on, and please do not make any funny faces to my friends when they come over to watch the games. In return, you will be allowed to use the TV between 12am and 6am, unless they replay a good game that I missed during the day.
6. Please, please, please!! if you see me upset because one of my teams is losing, DO NOT say "get over it, its only a game", or "don't worry, they'll win next time". If you say these things, you will only make me angrier and I will love you less. Remember, you will never ever know more about football than me and your so called "words of encouragement" will only lead to a break up or divorce.
7. You are welcome to sit with me to watch one game and you can talk to me during halftime but only when the commercials are on, and only if the halftime score is pleasing me. In addition, please note I am saying "one" game, hence do not use the World Cup as a nice cheesy excuse to "spend time together".
8. The replays of the goals are very important. I don't care if I have seen them or I haven't seen them, I want to see them again. Many times.
9. Tell your friends NOT to have any babies, or any other child related parties or gatherings that requires my attendance because:
a) I will not go,
b) I will not go, and
c) I will not go.
10. But, if a friend of mine invites us to his house on a Sunday to watch a game, we will be there in a flash.
11. The daily World Cup highlights show on TV every night is just as important as the games themselves. Do not even think about saying "but you have already seen this...why don't you change the channel to something we can all watch??", the reply will be: "Refer to Rule #2 of this list".
12. And finally, please save your expressions such as "Thank God the World Cup is only every 4 years". I am immune to these words, because after this comes the Champions League, Italian League, Spanish League, Premier League, etc etc.
Thank you for your cooperation.
Regards,
Men of the World
Ironically, Niza sent this to me, how thoughtful of her..right guys?hahahaha
15 comments:
niza has the right mentality..haha..she shud be the leader of bloodyhellgirls
and rai and syad shud fight to be the leader of the bloodyhellgays
the real leader of bloodyhellGAYS is fatty gay aka vince aka harizgemok
spot on
I read somewhere saying peoples who accuse others as gay, are trying to hide their own gayness and sometime are more gay than the the gay itself. hmmm...
thats the gay-est theory ive ever heard!
i would have to agree with cherap on that one. Shidi, what on earth are u reading?! it's probably all that pot man.
maybe shidi is trying to tell us somethin? maybe hes trying to tell us his gay.....
damn.. now, aku lak yg kene.. i shall stand on my point.. back to topic la.. its about world cup, ladies and syad's bapok.. sebab tu jatuh kategori almost ladies.. huhu.. nanti ko jage2 je la syad ko nye bapok semua.. karang langsung takleh tgk world cup lak ko.. kene kontrol ngan diorang..nga nga nga nga
hahah shidi, kerol..its not from the pot,i guess shidi read it from a gay mag,then try to share it w us, ni bloodyhellboys la shidi haha!
omg syad..how did u know its from a gay mag? i didnt even read a gay mag before, in fact i didnt realize there is one. i got that quote from lisa simpsons, in the simpsons cartoon. so, i dont know where the hell u get the idea of the gay mag.. or is it u the one who stumble upon the quote in the mag? c'mon syad, spill it out.. preparation for the significant other at the lake club huh?
"didn't realize there is one"? HaHaHa BS
haha kene bullshit tu, nampak sgt ade org tau ko ade mag gay, dah la shidi susah2 je nak kaver haha..
c'mon syad.. u cant defend urself and wait for the back up from ur anonymous bapok friend to cover ur ass up. he/she or whatever u call them must have a ball a size of a peanut and that show by the anonymous name. c'mon you so called mystery bapok, reveal urself. this is bloodyhell site, who cares wether i know about that magazine or not. what peoples care about is ur attitude to show ur bloodyhell-ness but somehow afraid to reveal urself. and syad, i'm truly dissapointed with u man. waiting for a back up by bapok/pondan.
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